Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Acid is not a monday night drug
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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