I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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