The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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