Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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