Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
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I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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