I don't think brook has ever known best
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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