I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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