I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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