like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
My breasts were aching with rage.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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