Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
