if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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