dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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