Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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