Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
