Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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