Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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