Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
