I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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