Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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