Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The struggles of a small town man whore
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
