$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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