My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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