the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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