Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
