Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
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I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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