Just cropdusted the office
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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