don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Im part way to drunk.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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