I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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