He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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