dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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