That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Come on in and take your pants off
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