He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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