You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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