She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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