when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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