and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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