Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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