just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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