I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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