Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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