writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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I made him laugh his dick is mine
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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