The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
