He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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