I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
We smell like vodka and hangover
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