So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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