Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
please come you make the beer taste better
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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