My brain says no but my pants say off.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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