if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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