I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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