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• (806): View more from Texas

  pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night

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• (917): View more from New York City

  we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability

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• (432): View more from Texas

  So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.

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• (310): View more from California

  If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Shriek

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• (207): View more from Maine

  You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.

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