pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.