Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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