Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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