you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just forgot I was standing up.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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