can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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