i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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