Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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